Friday, April 13, 2012

You be my sugar baby, I'll be your sweet iced tea

If you've never heard this song (Honey Bee, Blake Shelton) then you are missing out!  Actually, it has been stuck in my head for about 3 days now and when I was trying to come up with a title for this post it just kept circling around so there you have it.  It might have something to do with sweet tea being my absolute favorite liquid right now.  Or maybe that I find Blake Shelton to be a little bit delicious.  But I think mostly it reminds me of my husband because it is all about things that go together.  Here, see for yourself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZjosn2u1gA&ob=av2n

We may not be sugar baby and sweet iced tea, but we can definitely pull off Chandler Bing smile and crazy eyes.  I was asked by my cousin to send a picture of Erik and me together with the belly for my upcoming baby shower.  A simple enough request, right?  For most people that is true, but for me and my strong and steady it was mission impossible.  We are extremely awkward picture-takers.  Both of us are afflicted and I fear the baby has no chance.  We do ok if there is someone else directing the shot, but when left to our own devices...well, you'll see.  It doesn't help that I am, how should I put this, somewhat less photogenic than I was 8 months ago.  No one told me you slip out of the cute preggo phase when you enter the third trimester!  Anyway, we did the best we could, hilarity ensued, arguments were rampant, and here are the results:


Jessica: What?  You can't see your face!
Erik: You told me to kiss you!
Jessica:  Hmm...that's true.

Jessica:  Erik, why are you standing like that?
(Also note what a terrible background this is, lol)

Whoa double chin!
Admittedly, this is the best one of Erik.  Note how we "fixed" the problem from the last picture by taking everything off the door.  Only to be thwarted by Toast running in and opening it as the timer on the camera went off.

So we decided to move the shoot out to the living room.
I think we can all agree I am way too much of a whale from this angle.  I can't believe I am putting it online actually.

My personal favorite.  I call it "I want to steal your baby!"

Finally, we decided to go with this one.  It was really a lesser of all evils kind of situation.

Awkward Family Photos here we come!






5 comments:

  1. I love these. I can totally hear your conversations in my head too, makes me miss hanging out with the Rammelsbergs!

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    1. And the Rammelsbergs miss hanging out with you! How long has it been? We are moving into a bigger place that actually has a guest bedroom so you should come visit! Disclaimer: if you come after June 6 we will assume it is to take care of Baby Ramm...

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    2. perfect! but seriously after this semester is done I want to come visit. Hopefully pre-baby ramm and post (of course to take for that sweet little baby!)

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  2. This is so funny. Pure comedic genius.

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    1. Thanks friend! Sometimes the truth is hilarious. True story: after reading this a generous friend felt so bad for us she offered to take some good quality family pictures. It pays to be awkward!

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